Comments on: Do not pass Go. Do not collect £200 http://blog.telecoms.com/2007/10/12/do-not-pass-go-do-not-collect-200/ Telecoms industry news and opinion Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:02:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.12-alpha by: Nick Hunn http://blog.telecoms.com/2007/10/12/do-not-pass-go-do-not-collect-200/#comment-51 Fri, 12 Oct 2007 13:46:45 +0000 http://blog.telecoms.com/2007/10/12/do-not-pass-go-do-not-collect-200/#comment-51 I think you may have missed the point. If we're to believe those technically savvy folks at The Independent, Wi-Fi is killing our kids. That's why they're trying to get the Government to ban it from Schools. I bet some bright young marketing thing at the Big M has realised that if they start radiating kids it will take the pressure of those who claim they're killing them with the burgers. So they can go on serving minced up mad cow and blame The Cloud instead. And just think of the extra exercise the kids will get from lugging their laptops around and fighting off the muggers. Not to mention the weight loss from all of that extra microwave radiation melting some of their surplus MacBlubber. I think you may have missed the point. If we’re to believe those technically savvy folks at The Independent, Wi-Fi is killing our kids. That’s why they’re trying to get the Government to ban it from Schools.

I bet some bright young marketing thing at the Big M has realised that if they start radiating kids it will take the pressure of those who claim they’re killing them with the burgers. So they can go on serving minced up mad cow and blame The Cloud instead. And just think of the extra exercise the kids will get from lugging their laptops around and fighting off the muggers. Not to mention the weight loss from all of that extra microwave radiation melting some of their surplus MacBlubber.

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